Camel Toe

While absorbing Vitamin Happiness, WW camel toe showed up x

Reality

A sense of dread washes over me
My scalp prickles as the news reaches my ear

My meagre efforts in holding the reality at bay fail miserably
I am not comforted by the accuracy of my intuition

I hear vacuum as if it is audible
I feel the void as if I am living in it

A semblance of a smile as a façade to the world
A pool of dew on my face keeps me company at night

Like an angel who flew too close to the Sun
My wings wither as reality touches them 

Cars and Girls

Congrats to Singapore for renewing the contract with Bernie for another 5 years of night racing! However, it takes girls with (big) boobs to be a girl associated with cars or tires. Although I failed to win the approval of the organisers/owners of tires some years ago, I know you guys don't mind less of the boobs but more of the butt xx Heh can you see the nips that are peeking through the white tank top that I used to wear for other roadshows? ;)

Race....

.... Against time! A girl hard at work multi-tasking - encouraging Prince Al to be harder than diamond with my wet and moist mouth while trying to rip the packet of condom apart! Thank goodness that I managed to unravel the plastic wrapping and get to the goods!

Prince Al usually roll on his own condom but this time round, I had the honour. I tore open the foil packet to reveal the rubber in it. Slippery it seems... Anyway, I proceeded to roll it over his erected tool while he watched on. Embarrassingly, I couldn't seem to get it to continue rolling over the remaining two-third of his dick no matter how hard (pun intended) I tried! I was wrapping my whole palms around his penis to guide the rubber down but it stayed up!! Grrrr

Prince Al had already leaned back to enjoy the sensation of my delicate fingers dancing on his manhood when I started fumbling with the damned rubber. He croaked his head and sat back up to see what the commotion at his groin was all about.

I blame it on the manufacturer!! In any case, we had to open another packet and this time round, he rolled it on himself while I watched... Well, it still didn't fit his whole length, so, what the hell!! Argh

Damn, should have bought the larger packet because we were down from 3 condoms to the final one. Annoying!!!

Discreet, Cheap Sex Toys and Condoms in Singapore

Need to ensure you have an exciting but safe sex life? Maybe you may not have a partner now but need some help to bring your climax to even greater heights after reading about my adventures? Or simply just a present to keep things spicy between yourself and your partner(s)?

Mainstream Singapore is still relatively conservative; getting sex toys and condoms can be an uncomfortable experience for some. You have to be careful no one sees you entering and exiting the shop. And once you are inside, you are being scrutinized closely by the shopkeepers as if you are a shoplifter, or worse still, gasp at you while you pay up at the cashier. And where do you hide the shopping bag if you don’t carry tote bag?!

Also, you think you have to be rich to afford those sex toys in Singapore :(

There might be another avenue to get around all those problems - Discreetlysextoys.com, where you can find sex toys and condoms in Singapore at discount. They have a wide range of selection of sex toys and condoms. Popular sex toy brands include Ann Summers, Durex, Wevibe, Lelo, Ohmibod and Nomi Tang. Unlike sex shops in Far East, Lucky Plaza, Orchard Towers, or Bukit Timah, they do not have a physical shop. Therefore they can keep operating costs low because they do not have to pay rent and employees’ salaries. And that is why prices are low, free of GST and there's even free shipping for orders above S$29.

There is a same-day delivery option as well so you can address your horniness asap ;) If you pay before 9am, you will get it at your door step on the day itself. Otherwise, the torture of not being able to deal with your building needs will have to spill over to the next day :( But fret not! They even do shipment on Sundays or Public Holidays so you can prepare a naughty present for the hot stuff you picked up on Friday/Saturday!

If privacy is a concern in your house, e.g. your sister/girlfriend finding out about your purchase, you can choose to self-collect it at Taqbin centers in Takashimaya, Ang Mo Kio, Pasir Panjang, Anson or Ubi. This option is also popular with tourists visiting Singapore.
 

Also, they ship to other countries as well. Malaysia? Boleh. Indonesia? Bisa juga. They can accept Maybank and BCA bank transfers in Ringgit or in Rupiah. For other countries, such as USA, UK, Australia and Thailand, customers can use credit card via Paypal.

 

Here is how to order:

1. You place an order, check-out and make payment.

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Cheers to multiple orgasms! And have loads of cum and squirting coming along~~ xx

After Office Hours

Life has been rather uninspiring for a bit, hence the lack in the flow of words and bodily fluids. Up until last evening that is. Prince had a little time to spare so we arranged for him to pop by my office for me to admire his crown jewels. Although it was the time of the month, we were not going to let it get in the way! After a loooong day of not knowing what I was doing at work, I sat back to enjoy reading 50 Shades of Grey. As I started to feel my blood pooling at my clitoris while I read the things Grey did to Steele, I heard the glass door swung open and caught.

Bewilderment filled me; impossible that Prince Al would be able to buzz himself in... Then my blood left my clit immediately and started to run cold... It is the seventh month after all and I had been hearing creaks and groans from time to time while I was in the office alone, not forgetting what we heard the last time while Prince Al was doing me in the conference room!

I was slouched at my seat so I didn't dare to move at all, the only sound that I could hear was my own heartbeat that was increasing by the second, my mind was just a mess...

The wooden door swung open but the loudness of my heartbeat drowned it out... And I thought I saw the outline of my boss who has a round shiny head with extra padding around his middle, through the transparent partition.

What the fuck?!?!? I thought he left for the day an hour ago!!! My brain and hands just turned to jelly, my mind was whirling with thoughts along the line of how embarrassing it would be if he walked in on us where Prince Al has his pants pooled around his ankles and me kneeling in front of him at my desk!! Holy motherfucker!!

Then my brain returned to Earth - I had to stop Prince Al from coming up! So I quickly typed a message with my shaky hands to warn him of the situation while carrying on a casual conversation with my boss but thank god he's just at the ground floor.

So far so good; we weren't caught in any state of undress by my boss, he wasn't seen by him so I didn't have to explain his existence, so we just need to find somewhere else to enjoy the company of each other.

The ladies toilet was a natural option, so we agreed on it and I started packing my stuff. As I exited my glass door and breezed through the door to the utilities area, a few people came out the office next to mine, and Prince Al walked out of the lift looking a little disheveled at the same time. But that doesn't change the fact that I longed for him to touch me, to tear me apart and put me back together by filling me with that delicious sausage of his. He looks cute actually x

Back to the situation - it couldn't get any worse (well actually, it did @_@) than to have so many people cramped on the tiny lift lobby and me trying to beckon him to where I was behind the door across the floor. Finally he came through the door and I motioned for him to be quiet because there's a guy in the male toilet. We quickly slipped into the ladies at the end of the hallway and closed the door of the larger cubicle.

Both of us gave a collectively sigh of relieve (actually more so from me because he's very experience in sneaking in moments of nautiness here and there in public areas) before embracing for some hot and heavy lip lock. Strangely I didn't mind his unshaven chin and I really wanted to run my fingers through his hair but I was still holding on to my bag and phone. I felt a stir between us and I know my darling had woken up and I shifted my body so that I can press against him harder. He broke the kiss and while he was undoing his belt, he offered to take my bag to put it away, sigh, such a gentleman x

I tugged at his belt and zipper while he continued to unzip his trousers and his erection sprang out to attention. Ahhhh, my growing hairy beast! I squatted in between his legs (very ladylike of course) and his dick disappeared in my mouth. Then I played with the tip of the shaft with my flicking tongue while my left hand cupped and massaged his balls. I alternate between the teasing the tip and trying to take the entire shaft in my mouth and I could tell he was enjoying it because he was either holding my head with both hands and guiding my head to go deeper or bending over to kiss the top of my head while I worshipped his erection.

We weren't even halfway through the session when my ears perked because I heard footsteps heading towards the ladies. It is fucking close to 8pm and there's still people coming and going?!? The ball had set to roll already and true enough, no matter how much I willed her to turn back, she came into the ladies.

So there we were, Prince Al and I, him seated on the closed toilet bowl with his trousers pooled at his ankle, me with his dick in my mouth and my hands messing around with his groin, and the lady outside the cubicle washing her cups at the sink. So I looked up at him with wide eyes - what the hell should I do in such an awkward situation?!

Either Prince Al has balls of steel (soon to be proven), simply unfazed by the situation or too horny to care, he motioned for me to continue. I admired his spirit, so I continued playing with his tool gleefully and quietly ;) I cannot imagine me being quiet if he's fucking me because he said I squeal haha

I was torn between wanting to make him squeal too or keeping him quiet because I didn't want the lady outside to get curious and ended up exposing us. I decided to let him stay quiet, so I sucked on his shaft slowly and silently, looking up at him from time to time. He seemed to be enjoying it because he put his hand around my head again and tried to get me to go deeper, with the lady in the next cubicle all these time.

The lady finally completed what she needed to do and left the toilet. I was visibly more relaxed and we so pressed ahead! We picked up speed and it was a total turn on when he said he really wanted to fuck me with that "bedroom-look". I would rather him be in my pussy rather than my mouth, but it would have to wait, given it would get messy now.

So I tried my very best to take all of him at once but of course gag reflex kicked in; he's too much of a mouthful! The tip of his dick rubbed against the roof of my mouth and I pursed my lips and sucked as hard as I could while my head bobbed up and down (he wanted me to squeeze his balls of steel too, hard), until he climaxed and unloaded his seeds in my mouth. I tried not to waste a single drop but some still flowed down his shaft as I pulled back. Pity. Anyway, he tasted salty this time round heh

So we cleaned up a bit and straightened our clothes. I motioned for him to stay while I took a peek outside. Once again, the coast was clear initially, and when I texted him to come out, a bunch of people came out of my neighbour's office!!! I looked pained when he appeared at the lift lobby and we hung back when the lift came. When we entered the next empty lift, I slumped into the corner of the lift and i was really exhausted. He held up alright though, what a man. All seemed well finally but the final straw was - even the security guard had an issue with me! Well, not really, he just wanted to give me the heads up that the catch of the glass door on the ground floor was already released for us. I stumbled out onto the main street trying to catch my breath and slow my heart rate while he looked collected as ever!

Such. A. Dramatic. Toilet. Experience. One of the many Firsts, more to come ;)

P.S. no photo was taken yesterday because my mind was just mash. So this was taken while we were showing off to the library-goers x

Soft Swinging Clarified

Appalling how incapable I am in getting things done correctly this week.
Let's get this right this time round - interested couples please send me an email clarifying the following:

The relationship between your partner and you? How old are you guys? How long have you been doing this (swinging and searching for swing partners)? Where do you usually do it? Where do you intend for this session to happen? What do you intend to achieve from such swinging sessions?

Hope I will like what I receive hence turning my week into a better one x

Soft Swinging

Guys and girls, what are your thoughts...? x