It's been months since the new brothers and sisters invaded the office, MY office. So much that I cannot walk around naked or invite anyone to my office for a quickie anymore, much less touch myself. The trespassing does not stop here; there will be more to come. After the process is completed, I really doubt how much of my company we would be left with.
And with more people in the office, there is more gossips, more talking behind each others' back, stiffer competition between each one of us. From the looks of it, my odds against them ain't looking good, not great at all. I really wish I could bury myself in some hole and not go to work tomorrow.
Unlikely for that to happen because I don't have a tool to poke anyone and I am the one with holes :(